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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 3 points 1 hour ago

After processing the initial shock, I look out the window to get my bearing on where the fuck I am.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 38 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] stormdelay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Not you again!

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

I cast Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite....

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 45 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Go back to sleep in the cozy cabin atmosphere

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, you just woke up from a midday nap. For a moment there you were a little confused about where you were; it must've been a really good nap. You curl back up on the bench by the broad window out of frame, where the sun was warming your cozy blankets. Just outside, the trees sway gently in the wind, and a herd of deer munch on the grass. Your eyelids grow heavier, and you settle for going back to sleep. There's nothing going on today, so why not? You deserve it. Soon enough, you fall back into the world of dreams,

GAME OVER

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

Nice finally my dream comes true. Eternal sleep

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

You just woke up. Why are you going back to sleep? You have to get up eventually. So what are you going to do then? That's the question.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 29 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

You grasp at what you thought was a key at first, until you realize there isn't a key there. Someone drew a key onto the floor with black chalk. In hindsight you realize you should have noticed that sooner, like before you even reached down towards it, especially since it's not a particularly well drawn key; you could say it's rather shit, and you can't believe you fell for it.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 5 points 4 hours ago

I wonder if the poorly drawn key is a clue. I go looking for a real key, or alternatively, additional drawings similar to the poorly drawn key

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago

Holy shit, I looked again and can't believe the picture actually has a badly drawn key on the floor. I thought you were just pulling that out of nowhere.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Whether out of fear or perplexity, none can say for sure; the moment you find yourself here, you cab out all over the place. Your body morphs and expands, your bones turn into metal beams and your skin gains a clear coat and yellow paint; moments later, you're a fully developed cab in the middle of a cabin.

Much of the room is destroyed in your antics; the table is smashed and broken, the windowsill has fallen off the wall, all the pots are shattered into pieces... Even sol, in this form, you feel powerful. You feel fast. One might even say, you are speed. What is this little cabin wall to your steel bumpers and gas engine?

In short, you cabbed out in a cabin and you're a car now. Let's hope there's no dragons nearby.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 7 hours ago

Did someone say dragons fucking a car? Because I heard dragons fucking a car.

go back to sleep. I am eepy

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago

This looks just like Palia so I go out to hit some rocks

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Smash everything and flip the place like the feds.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago

Pick interesting book from shelf

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Judge their book collection obviously

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The books are all well maintained and free of dust. Whoever owns these books takes great care of them, as not even the shelves they're sitting on are dirty. Despite that, they show no signs of wear and tear, as though they were bought from the store, placed directly on the shelf, and never read. Weirdly, none of the sides of the books have titles written on them; as you take the first one down to have a look through it, it catches on something. A little force, and the book tilts forward; an audible kachunk rings through the room, muffled by the walls.

The book falls free after the noise, revealing a strange mechanism behind it, built into the wall behind the shelf and fed through a hole in the back of said shelf; a lever of some kind? In any case, the book itself isn't all that interesting. It goes into incredible detail about the aerodynamics of butterfly wings and various experiments and extrapolations regarding their ability to cause hurricanes. Roll perception.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 hours ago

Perception check failed.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I go to the larder and gather ingredients to break my fast with some fried salt pork, eggs, and pan bread. Then I go outside to check the firewood stores. If they're sufficient I'll fire up the forge and begin work on a Damascus Billet that I have tentative plans to make into either a skinning knife or a small hatchet. With a Hickory Handle.

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago

The larder contains the salted pork and bread, but you keep the eggs in the refrigerator to its left. Once gathered on the table, you head outside the door and check your firewood shack; it's filled bottom to top with quarter cut firewood, of whatever varieties you could gather. You take a moment to thank your past self for gathering all this wood. The chill in the air shakes your bones, and you'll need all the heat you can get to survive the coming winter.

Wood, check, breakfast ingredients, check. You get to work on cooking up a quick meal, frying the pork and eggs on your stove; soon enough, the aroma of smoke and fresh food engulfs the entire cabin. You pat your belly; it was a filling meal, but soon after you start to wonder if you could sustain that sort of habit. Winter is coming. With winter, there's less prey, and less meat. Maybe you should start rationing more?

In any case, you push the thought of food out of mind for now, head towards the forge in the back of the cabin, and fire it up. This much should be fine, your wood stores are plentiful. There's only one problem; your trusty anvil seems to have disappeared. You're quite sure you left it sitting on the floor, right where the anvil shaped indent on the ground is, but it seems to have totally disappeared. Your plans for the billet are held back by the fact you have nothing to hammer on, which is odd because your hammer is still here. Where in the hells did your anvil go, and why just the anvil?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

I say "pspspspspspsps"

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

See what’s in the fridge

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Unfortunately, you don't find a fridge in the room. You're not sure where you got the idea from, as there never has been and most likely never will be a fridge in the room with you. Still, the image of a fridge against the wall haunts you like a particular bad sense of de ja vu; was there a fridge there before? Yes, you're quite sure there was, and yet there wasn't. You start to question your sanity; your psychiatrist would probably ask if you've taken your pills yet. Have you? They would have been in the fridge...

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 6 points 1 hour ago

Relax for the first time in my life

[–] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

check if they got one of the books I'm reading rn

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

You're alone, just as you wanted, just as you like, and you'll stay alone as you please. The absence of human presence surrounds you, almost crushing you as you stand there, waiting for nothing. The only sound is the sound of your own beating heart and the ever so slight creaks of the wood as you shift on it. You're alone. The thought resonates with the pressure of the emptiness around you. It bears down on you, crushing and squeezing you in a hug that tells you it'll never let you go. You're alone. It gnaws on you in a comfortable sort of way, the silence and loneliness. The room is as empty as your life and with a smile you embrace it all, feed yourself to the it that gnaws and comforts and crushes and hugs. You'll stay alone, and the moment the thought drifts past your head a wave passes over you, a sensation in every joint and limb. It's as though your body emptied itself, as though for the first time you're feeling the warmth of yourself, because you know you'll never feel the warmth of anything else ever again.

You're alone. Just as you wanted. Always.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

That was very interesting, I appreciate the experience!

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 52 minutes ago

So like now except I don't have to go to work?

[–] moonlight@fedia.io 3 points 6 hours ago

Climb up the ladders

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I look for something to eat.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

Have first breakfast and a rip of the ol hobbit herb

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Make a fire to boil some water for tea