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Sheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King order (local12.com)

submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Fuck! I think this was The Onion. This chocky bar is too much for me, I think.

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

"But I ordered theonion rings! I need backup here!"

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

what was the problem with the burger? did he get everything else on it but "not the onion"?

[–] Pyflixia@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 2 days ago

Sheriff Owens, on the other hand, argued that it was a simple business dispute that any citizen could have called in.

Well, does every other citizen have a vehicle equipped with computers, sirens and have the authority to basically break traffic at will for emergencies?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Tell the double whopper to stand down!!!

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Another job well done by sheriff Karen

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