this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Just like the ATM in American Psycho.

[–] HeerlijkeDrop@thebrainbin.org 11 points 1 month ago
[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

must sacrifice children to the microwave!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Blood for the blood god!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Slowly roasted over a roaring smoky fire is the better choice. And basted in coconut oil for crispiness.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 6 points 1 month ago

This is actually just the child preset. Saves a lot of time and effort!

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm guessing this is a child lock feature that you have to input a code to use it?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It detected a child when you put your tostinos pizza rolls in their Kyle!

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Tired of your pizza rolls, chicken nuggets, and other shit food, it is calling you a child.

[–] InSamsara@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

You mean the child's hand is already in the microwave?

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Seems you've pressed auto cook button since you've cooked very well