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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 37 points 1 month ago

Jesus saves so you have more money for peep shows.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That last line was waiting around the corner with a 2x4

[–] gingernate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That mutherfucker whooped my ass all night

[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@moist.catsweat.com 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You know there are still private booths in sex shops these days too, right?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah but hardly anyone even goes to mass much less confession.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Him being a degenerate gooner might be a net plus for his character.

[–] Nanard_Groubiche@piaille.fr 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

@Persona3Reload
Wonder if Christian Porn exists 🤔

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

He already came once. 2000 years ago. Now they're waiting for his second cumming. Talk about refractory period amirite?

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And if it does, do they leave room for Jesus?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can he deny the holocaust while calling himself a black nazi?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

Extreme Holocaust denial sometimes comes in the form of "the holocaust didn't happen, but it should've". I'm unclear as to how his blackness might play into an opinion like this - I'm sure it's somehow even more devoid of logical thought.

Personally I'm inclined not to ask such questions, for that way lies madness