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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The Ocean is clearly planning an invasion using the Global Warming tactic, let's see how Netherlands combats this.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

We just finished upgrading the Afsluitdijk to new height and width, and the delta works had an upgrade a couple of years ago.

The only flooding that ever happens is when the enemy launches an unexpected paradrop behind our lines.

[–] 8baanknexer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

the scheme remains a thought experiment ... too "extreme" to be pursued.

Challenge accepted.

Somebody call Vinci and Bechtel! We're building some damn dams!

[–] becausechemistry@lemm.ee 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The crazy thing is that the Dutch (or the people who lived in what is now the Low Countries) were winning that war pretty handily until like eight thousand years ago. Then they lost Doggerland to the sea.

Their descendants remember, though. The Dutch will rise again.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

Make dogger land again.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

He was humanity's greatest champion, cut down in his prime.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Deus mare, Friso litora fecit. – God made the sea, the Frisian the shores.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, they've been slowly gaining ground, but the North Sea's got things in the works to really sink thsm.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago

We shall liberate Doggerland!

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meanwhile they're looking at the Northern European Enclosure Dam, that would completely dam the North Sea. The battle continues.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I just read about that. Seems that project is more like a way to say look how ridiculous this is we need to stop climate change.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Which is more irritating to the owners of the North Sea right now: The North Sea or Russian destroyers?