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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 186 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Amusing, clever, but extremely fake.

This is a GE Café CFE28/CYE22 refrigerator and it definitely does not run Windows. You can use its little LCD screen as a digital photo frame, though, and there's a USB port for that purpose tucked beneath the lower edge of the bezel under the buttons. Somebody's just made an image of this fake "Windows update" screen and put it in the photo frame rotation.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 118 points 1 day ago (3 children)

still more tech than it needs

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Don't know why the downvotes. You are absolutely correct.

My fridge doesn't even have a screen, but it has wifi. Wifi!! You do one thing. You are a box designed to keep my food cold. I set the temperature, and I forget that exists.

Anyway, we bought it when we bought our house. The previous owner offered to include all the appliances in the contract so it was nice to not have to buy any appliances. But that refrigerator stays OFF my network.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but think of all the frosty bitcoins you could be mining!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

~~you~~ some botnet operator could be mining

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It just sits there, silently plotting revenge...

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

“The minute I see an unprotected WiFi your personal data is soooo screwed.”
— the fridge, probably

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm OK with it for some things tbh. With a wifi fridge for example I can know if it stops working and the temp starts rising before I have a fridge full of spoiled food. With an oven I can know if I left the house with it still running. With the washer/dryer I can get notified when I need to fold the cloths before they get wrinkled. I think connected appliances have more useful applications than people give them credit for.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With a wifi fridge for example I can know if it stops working and the temp starts rising before I have a fridge full of spoiled food

A built in alarm sound would achieve the same goal without running the risk of your fridge becoming part of a botnet

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Alarm is going to have to be pretty loud for me to hear it many miles away.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The notification on your phone or whatever also isn't super useful if you're many miles away.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, honestly I don't want to have to stress about something that can't be fixed and might otherwise ruin a day out or vacation.

If my dog dies don't tell me till I'm back from vacation kinda thing.

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sure it is. I have family friends and neighbors.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

K, but if you're expecting someone to be at your home to immediately inspect your malfunctioning refrigerator, then we're back to an audible alarm being just as good

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You're making up a hypothetical situation where it might not work. I've literally done this and my brother saved hundreds of dollars of food from spoiling while I was on vacation by moving it to his fridge/freezer.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm glad it worked out for you in that one instance, but I'm not worried enough about my fridge breaking down to where I need to constantly monitor it remotely. Refrigerators are an incredibly old, well developed, reliable technology. The added hassle of an Internet connection isn't worth it to me. If it is to you then fine, but your single anecdote is worth about as much as my hypotheticals, unless we're talking about some novel, untested refrigeration technology.

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My anecdote at least happened. Your hypothetical by definition never did. The internet connection I haven't thought about since I installed the fridge. Not sure where the hassle is.

Also I don't understand why you think refrigerators are incredibly reliable. Compressor pumps and start capacitors are damn near consumables now days.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I've never experienced any critical part of a refrigerator break in my >30 years on this earth. Sorry you can't say the same.

The hassle isn't just in connecting it to the Wi-Fi, it's in securing and monitoring it to ensure it stays secure, so that I'm not giving people a foothold into my home network.

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

In my 40 years on earth it's happened to me 3 times. 2 times the food was lost. The most recent time I saved the food because I knew about it and could ask someone for help. Progress.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

Get a bigger speaker

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With a wifi fridge for example I can know if it stops working

You can also do that with a simple smart plug with energy monitoring. You can get a 4 pack for $35.

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

"not that iot device, use this one instead and get less function out of it"

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Something that might happen once in ten years isn't worth the additional security surface exposure. IMO

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I have a small child. It's not just mechanical failure. Then again, I've got a separate network for IoT things. They can't see anything by each other and their controller. Unfortunately, most of the IoT appliances do NOT like this setup.

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What security exposure? Any modern router has a way to isolate iot devices. I'm risking people knowing when I open my fridge?

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Most people wouldn't bother.

And the risk would be more a foothold into your network as a staging point to attack other devices, as I'm sure you know .

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I know the real objective is mining your data and acting as an insecure node for identity thieves to access. But what is its stated objective? I have no idea why anyone would think that is a positive.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

But if you get the app you can unlock the crisper drawer+ for only $11.99/mo and get those extra fresh veggies that you crave!

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

To be fair, making a device wifi connected is stupid cheap nowadays. That being said, you bet your ass they're harvesting data.

My parents got a fridge with a similar feature and no screen (they didn't know it had that) but I was curious and hooked it to the IOT network. Literally the only smart feature it exposed was a door open sensor...

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

not advocating for all IoT products, but some fridges have internal cameras (allows you i remotely access and figure out what you have and dont have), and some also have product expiring tracking so that it can warn you if something is approaching thr best buy date so you can use it up soon or throw it away.

washer and dryer IoT projects to me tend to be pretty terrible.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But but but but but this is our "upmarket" model and we need some kind of rationalization to upsell people to it over the Profile PFE28/PYE22 which is the same fucking refrigerator mechanically minus the screen and with different handles, but this one costs 30% more.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Doesn’t even have AI, how am I supposed to know what to eat

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We ran out of things we need about the time we learned how to filter water and grow wheat.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Apparently, some politician tried to shutdown the patent office in the nineteenth century because "everything that can be invented has been invented."

edit: no need for "I" there.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm ok with the further progress into antibiotics, vaccines, surgery, all that good stuff.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'd be a cripple if not for our progress with surgery. I'm very glad to live in an era of modern medicine.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You can use its little LCD screen as a digital photo frame

Whhhhhhhyyyyyyy

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

So you can run Doom on it, duh.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

I just wanted some water...

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I have to admit I would like to do the same with my fridge.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Updating

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