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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 47 minutes ago

Feudalism

Year One

Your lord owns two hundred cows. You're required to milk them sun-up to sun-down 2-3 days a week. The lord gets the milk. You're not paid for your labour. You don't own any land of your own, in fact, you don't own anything. You're allowed to live on your lord's property, and not allowed to leave it. You're considered to be "tied to the land". On the days when you're not required to milk the cows you're allowed to work a small plot of land which you can use to feed yourself. Your lord gets a cut of anything you grow for yourself too. If your lord's eldest daughter gets married, you're required to pay your lord a customary fee. Since you don't own anything, you'll likely have to contribute some of your harvest which you were planning to use to feed yourself and your family. If your own daughter marries someone from outside the estate, you're required to pay the lord a fine. If your lord chooses, you can be sold to another lord, and then you'll move to their land and milk their cows instead.

Year Two

See Year One.

Year Two Hundred

See Year One.

[–] damo_omad@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Take it further. After you're arrested and put in prison, you get leased out to the farm to work

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 32 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Felt a bit heavy handed in writing, but once I got to the asshole "sell a cow and buy a bull" I laughed because I've actually seen that idiotic meme before. Gets a pass from me!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

As a meme? I remember this being taught in middle school social studies.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

"Erm akshurally they just needs to lift themselves by their bootstraps, workers are so lazy and entitled" ☝️🤓

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 9 points 6 hours ago

Have you seen how expensive bootstraps are these days?

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 10 points 9 hours ago

They can’t because their boots are too caked in horse shit!

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Workers start a worker owned cooperative that undercuts the old boss.

"NOT LIKE THAT!"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

dusting off my old copy of La Terra Trema

[–] diskmaster23@lemmy.one 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world -4 points 9 hours ago

Chinese Pornography.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I exclusively drink bull milk

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 8 hours ago

That's what my Dom calls it, too