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“Despite claims that it was a casual affair or flirtation, Page Six has learned that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and New York Magazine scribe Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ FaceTime sex.” … “They had ‘incredible’ sex over FaceTime, according to another source, with Nuzzi noting to pals that the 70-year-old had impressive sexual stamina.”

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 106 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You didn't have to post that

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 42 points 1 month ago

You have my deepest apologies for inflicting this upon you.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I refuse to read this article. The headline alone tells me far more than I ever wanted to know about RFK Jr’s sex life.

That was my reaction…like why do we know this? We should not know this.

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nuzzi noting to pals that the 70-year-old had impressive sexual stamina

For a 70-year-old? Or is she saying that he masturbates on camera like a man in his 30's? I guess congrats to webcam grandpa for being so tech savy.

Also to fuel the nightmare, I can't stop picturing the video of Trump barely understanding how to do his speaker phone interview with Musk on his iPhone, let alone a webcam masturbation session with a woman 1/2 his age.

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure Emperor Don has a man servant who acts as his technology fluffer.

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Have you seen the video of when they left Don to his own devices (pun intended), and he was trying to pay for a burger at some bar with bitcoin? The two guys running the place basically take his phone from his hands and one does the transaction for him while the other guy keeps checking their system to see if it worked. It was an amazing "grandpa gets a smartphone" piece of video.

Now that I'm not on mobile, and for anyone that doesn't want to search it out themselves.

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I haven't, but I'm gonna go look it up right now 😂

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Welp, that’s enough news for me today.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I apologize up front for sharing this mental image, it was shared with me and I fear that the only way for me to cope is to pass it on like some bizarre chain letter.

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

You are forgiven and hilarious.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

It's like the Smile demon, only worse because it doesn't kill you. You live on with the mental image of a 70 year old guy vigorously smashing his junk in front of his phone.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Brainworms and Hepatitis C, dude.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 16 points 1 month ago

Can’t catch STIs via FaceTime, minor victory?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 1 month ago

Hats off to Olivia, she's figured out how to gold dig without having to take seventy year old cock, that's just a smart lady.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I feel like sexual stamina and masturbation stamina are not the same thing

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago

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