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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 137 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's an anarchist's least favourite tuber? Pro-state-oes.

That's terrible, sorry.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

It was terrible yes but it was also so terrible that I laughed and thats good enough

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Ah, fuck! My ideology will never recover from this!

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I'm an anarchist and asexual and also autistic and I'll bite you if you touch me. Checkmate, archists.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The funny thing about ace peeps is they think that's a threat

You poor, innocent FOOLS

[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 month ago

dont touch people without consent thanks

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, no touching, thanks. I was molested as a child and didn't enjoy it.

If that makes me 'innocent', whatever.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 40 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Probably a bad idea to engage with a post about touching prostates then

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm sorry you were molested but you cannot expect strangers to refrain from playing with each other to respect triggers they don't even know exist. I know it sucks, I know it can even feel like physical pain. But they are not psychic and while we did not ask for trauma, it is our responsibility at the end of the day, not theirs. They're just having fun and they should be able to do that.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm anarchist, autistic, and hypersexual, I'll take all the touches that would otherwise go to you.

Protip: Do not bite as a self-defense. for some of us, it's just a different form of kiss.

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 month ago

Nope. Not me, either. Better leave my prostate alone. Don't even touch that. nooo, that would be terrible. Whoops, look at that soap there on the floor... Better get that before someone slips....

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always tried to comment as though somebody I knew personally was snooping on my account but you are about to make me lose it. Stop being contagiously horny 😡

[–] WaylandHater26@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

I want problems always wooow!

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 month ago

Well played. Well played.

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