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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Alaska invaded by the reds? Liberty Prime when?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Already here

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Right behind the Power armor brigades.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If you didn't say it, I was going to.

[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol, remember that Alaska is a very large oil producing area. You really think the US is just going to give up oil?

0.0 I think they'd give up D.C. first.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump would in a heartbeat for a smile and a few bucks from Putin.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 month ago

"Russia sold us Alaska for 2 cents on the acre, they're getting it back for 3. This is a very good deal for us, tremendous. It's a tremendous, good deal"

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If I was Russian, I'd worry less about the soldiers and more about the locals.

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the mosquitos you have to worry about. They're almost as big as a housecat in Alaska.

Can confirm, my firstborn was almost taken away by them. Good thing I brought my shotgun.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 month ago

Yes, they'll talk you to death about being tough frontiersmen from their apartment in Anchorage.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, they'll definitely shoot down their planes and missiles with rifles, and stop armored vehicles with their harsh words and survival instinct.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You joke, but this exact shit happened in Ukraine during the early days of the Donetsk invasion, where dipshit Russians kept getting fucking schwacked by rural Ukrainian farmers. Also go read up on the US invasion of Vietnam and see how well that went, where a technologically superior force fought a bunch of fucking uneducated communist jungle peasants.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You think Russia is hard to invade? Try Texas sized Switzerland with bears and moose.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

PLEASE INVADE ALASKA PLEASE GIVE US A REASON I WANT IT SO BAD 🥵😩

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Shadow Moses let's fucking go

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Can we get a sit. rep. from Sarah Palin's porch?