My watch always runs slow!
- Mercury
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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Mercury has an average surface temperature of around 167°C, Venus is much hotter with an average of 464°C
Ah, 2nd world problems.
This just adds to the joke, right? 1st world problems being problems which would be wildly undermined if compared to other's problems.
Yeah but Venus is a dry heat...
An acidic heat
The year was 2174 - Humans decide they want to Make Venus habitable by converting the atmosphere into one suitable to humans.
The year was 2182 - oops, 7 planets in the solar system you say? How the fuck did we do that bad
the inaccurate scale of the planets tho...
I think I could live with the scale error, and even forgive the lack of asteroid belt, if only Venus wasn't smaller than Mercury.
... Maybe I'm taking this a little too seriously.
Right? Venus, Earth, and Mars should all be pretty similar. Mercury should be about the size of the moon or a little bigger. Jupiter doesn't need to be fuck off huge, but at least a bit bigger than Saturn.
Butt somehow its backside is always too cold - make up your damn mind!? :-P
Sounds like my wife.
She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing...
Well at least you keep her warm:-)
When this happens to me I just kick the cat out of bed.
Pshah! That hemisphere would be cold.
Is a planet a world ? Is the world the universe ? I've heard the earth being called "the world" but never other planets.
It depends. If the planet is sentient, as in the context of a joke, then probably okay to call it a world. But other times? Hell no.