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[–] ToyotaCorona@ttrpg.network 112 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

this image

Edit: Not my content, and I don’t know OP, sorry.

[–] Spiracle@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

I love that drawing. Did you make that in response or did you already have that somehow?

[–] june@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

i saw this drawing the other day but had no context for it lmao.

[–] MashingBundle@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

That officers velumtuous ass is positioned almost perfectly as a focal point.

[–] reverie@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

I’ve just shipped 10,000 dino grabbers to the men and women fighting for Ukraine

Godspeed

[–] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

The real crazy part is it doesn't say "attempted". Which means he was successful!

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Least noncredible take: the only link for the headline is on iFunny. I want to believe this so badly, but there's no evidence it's true.

[–] PigglyWiggly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Source: my ass

I grabbed this of /k/ so I assume it was made for fun

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Yo, this is ncd. Facts are optional.

[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

You know you're dealing with a real badass when he only needs a plastic t-rex grabber to repeatedly outsmart our "best and brightest."

What kind of holster do Chicago cops use when that would work? They must be dropping their guns constantly.

[–] Givesomefucks@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago
[–] JoumanaKayrouz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Each half of his face is different person.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Truly, a man of the people. Or, some people, anyway.

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How???

1 how does a Dino chomped toy undo a button clip and two how is it strong enough to hold a heavy ass police issue pistol in its thin, plastic ass mouth 😂

I’m gonna need some source

[–] PigglyWiggly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Source: my ass

I grabbed this of /k/ so I assume it was made for fun

[–] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lmfao, either way it’s great 😂

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

What in the whacky comedy movie?

[–] Little8Lost@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

did not wind the article. Can someone of you look too so we have a peer review?

[–] PigglyWiggly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Source: my ass

I grabbed this of /k/ so I assume it was made for fun

Strangely effective

[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You know, I saw a comic about this and thought it was a joke. The fact that it's (possibly) real makes it even funnier.