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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

[–] austinfloyd@ttrpg.network 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like five mistakes to me. And two spelling errors.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Mistakes were made.

But this summer a champion will come...

And fix their errors - forever.

Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l'Otter

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Is that the flag of Puerto Rico?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Impressive, to be able to have a spelling and a grammar mistake in that sentence.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget the crimes against fashion.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nothing is less threatening then a man in shorts.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re not actually sorry.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Somebody's going to make a horror movie based just off of this comment.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact, this is like one of the only ways you can permanently lose mail delivery... although it's admittedly rare. I think the carrier has to start the complaint.

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Another way is to live in Summit County CO, where the USPS just doesn’t have to deliver the mail for whatever reason

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately only a couple of neighborhoods are actually serviced, everyone else has to either get a box at the post office (limited availability) or pay $600/yr to get a box at the UPS store, as I do. Price to live in paradise I suppose.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

The otters came slowly, then they came quickly and in great numbers. The one Australian on the human team fell to the ground in a fetal position and started having emu flashbacks.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How can you make those mistakes???

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

School bad, gun good

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Aww, how proud they are, the little green shits. Bless their hearts.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, LOOTERS! Took me a minute.

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah. I'm starting to think the misspelling is not deliberate, but ironic - it's one thing to have guns and a written warning saying you will use them. It's another to loudly convey that you're this dumb and also have guns.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I at least knew what that part meant.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's grammatically bad even in French or Franglish. It should be Les otters.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Or, singular, l'otter is not le afraid.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

"Survivors will be shoot again".

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Something tells me these guys are more bark than bite. Either that or they're really really good at shooting and they're going to shoot the next person they see on their property before figuring out why they're there.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Lotters? Is this some vernacular I'm unfamiliar with?

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It says, in fact, LOπERS.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

WILL BE SH∞T ON SIGHT

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They attempted to write "Loiters* will be shot* on sight".

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Or “Looters” Or “Lawyers” Or “Losers” Or maybe it really is “L’Otters”. Those radical left rascals causing mayhem and dissection in the workers.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wouldn’t it be loiterers?

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

And wouldn't it be shooted?

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

LotRers.

Fans of Lord of the Rings.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, but we don't know if that's what they wanted to write. But in that case, maybe they also wanted to write "shoot" and not "shot", so yeah, fair point.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

That's what they tried to write, but to be lexically correct it should be "loiterers".

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It says "LO πers". So anyone who lowers pi to 3 for simplicity deserves to be shot.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

"human-river otter incident"

I'm now wondering if they have confused loitering (an ill defined concept, particularly to kill over) with looting

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

They are just wacky in khaki.