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And i only ever lurked there.

Also, we're never going to see Prigozhin again until we check Saddam's hole

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[–] Varyag@kbin.social 31 points 1 year ago

Yeah, honestly the only thing I'd still check regularly on Reddit is NCD. Glad we're actually making an attempt to movehere.

[–] _xDEADBEEF@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just realised 3 gorgeous dames posting is back on the menu.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

As did I. The men cheered, the women wept, the children waved multi colored flags!

[–] SpearfishJim@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Lancaster noises intensify

[–] Famborghini@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am confident we will find each other again and be shitposting together again.

Some sunny day...

[–] PinkOwls@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Prigo! Prigo! What has become of you?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

He's sailed Into The West.

[–] DianaHasWings@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Lol same. I feel like I’m more active here than I ever was on Reddit.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

The community that varks together, stays together.

[–] Slagius@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Thank god, i've missed this place!

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

Wasn't pigozhin 🐷🐖 seen arriving at a meeting with pootin?

[–] kelvinjps@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

what is this community about?

[–] AmbleHamble@lemmy.fmhy.ml 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Defence/military shitposting?

Femboy soldiers

Cats

Sexualizing military hardware

Making braindead predictions that somehow come true

[–] nuke@yah.lol 14 points 1 year ago

Making braindead predictions that somehow come true

3000 precogs of NCD

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

You are no lurker. You are the future.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

We inform the Pentagon about when their pizzas will arrive at the checkpoint gate. You gotta have an intern or FNG waiting with a bag or there's no way that pie will make it all the way to G1099-J Ring-35-H404 before it's cold. He takes it at a run if he wants to be a lifer in the MIC.

[–] Bison1911@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

With NCD here I just need decent firearms and long range shooting communities and I'm set.

[–] brockpriv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What happened? I just arrived

[–] AmbleHamble@lemmy.fmhy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Talking about the Reddit exodus, I missed NCD the most

[–] erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, Prigozhin is not in Saddam's hole, he is fertilizer for potato man to grow like the good useless potato he is...

[–] mysticaldeknoi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Has anyone checked the Vatnik cube?

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He's really six psychotic Chihuahuas stacked in a trenchcoat. It explains the face, it explains everything. He just needs to be cherished, as I cherish all of you deplorable freaks.

[–] lumcos@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago
[–] mysticaldeknoi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve been away from LemNCD for about 3 weeks now. Really happy to see how much it’s grown since then.

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