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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m just asking questions!

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago
[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 7 points 6 days ago

JD Vance is a closeted childless cat lady pass it on

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

JD Vance ate dog in Thailand

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 days ago

No. And he's not just mad at cat ladies.

This whole idea that people with biological children are more invested in the future of the country than those without kids is just a thinly disguised dog whistle that's firmly rooted in misogyny and homophobia.

This is a line that theoretically doesn't precisely and specifically just target homosexuals, there's also "collateral damage" to infertile couples and those who choose to go child-free. And there's a sufficient number of those people that it serves as the basis for plausible deniability. That they specifically call out "cat ladies" fully reflects the misogynistic aspects of it. But make no mistake, this is undeniably a basis they might use to deny rights to the LGBT+ community.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago

It is an Ohio delicacy. That and chili on spaghetti

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's allergic to cats, and cats usually sleep on the couch.....

......

.......you can see where I'm going with this.

Oh man that dude is a heterosectional predator, for real

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've never seen so many people just ignore the double entendre of this whole conversation.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I doubt JD Vance cares about pleasuring women though, so he isn't interested in eating them out

[–] tastysnacks@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

That's what the Haitians are for.

[–] Drathro@dormi.zone 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I see we're doing some better numbers over here in showerthoughts!

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Drathro@dormi.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Just seemed like a more appropriate fit. As I'm sure we've all thought about good ol' JD eating house pets whilst in the shower. When we aren't thinking about sultry couches, anyways.

Of course, we already know he’s an illegal alien from space. He only married his wife because she already had children he could claim were his own. In truth, he sleeps in a separate room with the chaise lounge he’s currently with.

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

well, ok then.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

RFK wants to feed your pet to his falcon

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 6 days ago

He's mad that they won't let him fuck their sofas.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

It's always projection with these people so you may be on to something here.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I take it you've never seen what kind of damage and desecration a cat can do to a couch?

Don't ask him about the fate of his first love. Its still a tenders spot. No amount of upholstery will remove that damage.

[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

The cats take valuable couch space

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago
[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

He must have been dumped by someone that had a cat and it broke his ?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I'm a way... Yes. He's such a creeper none of the ladies will let him eat their cats.