Ask Lemmy

Because this is the account I use for the promotion of my new movie, "Barbie", only in theaters July 21st.

Because I'm really hoping this works.

Because maybe I'll be offered money to give up my username

I like to crochet.

Because I’m from the streets. The streets!

The other 3 had...accidents

To push back against the anti-pineappites who claim pineapple on pizza is against god’s will. One day they will accept that what goes on between consenting adults and their pizza is none of their business.

I live in Tacoma. I’m a mom. I like tacos, and have Mexican heritage.

I think it paints a funny mental picture.

I mean think about it. A big veiny strong Muhammad. With a thick beard, and curly dark chest hair. Balls deep in a white twink Jesus.

I mean it turns me on.

Vegan atheist here 🙃

I'm on here because work is slow.

When you really look at it, there are a lot of things to consider when creating a username. Most of the time you want to try and figure out a word or phrase that honors some part of your personality, life's motto or perhaps a time honored tradition. For me I wanted something that encompassed my true life's mission as well as something that reminds me of a genuinely impactful moment in my lifetime and nothing left more of an impact on me than than day back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Cause fuck Reddit

I was angry at something that day (reddit), and I was also craving maple syrup.

Mealworms are cool

It was the only semi-clever punny nickname I could think of, lol

I chose to be Grandpa this time.

Because I love drifting. It's like my life is tokyo drift and american racer says: "donkey kong?"

I am not michael cera

It's a username I've used since a decade ago, probably. I used it typically for gaming, with XYZ being used in arcade style games where you can only input 3 characters, and Inferno being used for anything where I could enter a full name with no regard to uniqueness. Also, inferno is my favorite word in the English lexicon So I just combined the two, and it's never taken on any platform I sign up for

I’m a Monkey Island fan, and this has been my nick everywhere since the end of the 90s.

Bon appetit

So I can tell Margot Robbie that I got a wad of 100s.

It could totally not be her, though.

Well, I was fleeing Reddit but I can only run so fast...

My username just came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase

My reddit name. It's basically my public social media identity, completely divorced from my private. Throwaway email, all that fun stuff.

I wanted something fairly distinctive, since I can be a little trolly from time to time, baiting people periodically. People should be able to remember and block me if they don't like me.

Been using this nick since before the great split of 96. Don't think I want to change anytime soon.

Describes me the best

I was mad at reddit

Well I'm pretty anxious