Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 7 months ago by Sunny@slrpnk.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I could tell you my famous UDP joke, but you might not get it

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I just used my bullhorn to tell my neighbors a joke about broadcast.

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

If your name is Joe, I have an anycast joke to tell you.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 1 points 7 months ago

I could famous joke UDP tell you

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I’d like to tell you my famous TCP joke. Can we SYNchronize, so that I can send you my joke?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

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