Oops! I didn’t test my hand-written assembly code before hooking it up to a radiation gun, hopefully it isn’t possible to have my power variables underflow and cook a man

[–] verdare@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Also, we removed all of the hardware safeties that would prevent this from happening and entrusted it all to software.

Wow. You must have very stringent software engineering practices, with multiple levels of checks and test proce—

What? No, we just had one guy write all of the system’s code. It’s probably fine, right?

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 29 points 2 months ago

Me when I test my unreadable spaghetti code in prod rule

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

Dark af!

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago

ow oof my bones and skin and organs

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Help! My flesh has fallen off, and I can't pick it up!

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quick, call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253!

[–] prex@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

That spacing is hurting me.

I prefer 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

[–] iamdisappoint@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dank.

Also source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Well There's Your Problem did an absolutely horrifying episode about it. I recommend it.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Wtyp?