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That was a roller-coaster...

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[–] Kalothar@lemmy.fmhy.ml 77 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Well, IIRC there were stages to trying new things, kinda like:

Test 1: rub plant on forearm, see if it has a reaction. Test 2: eat small piece of plant/thing to see reaction Test 3: eat progressively larger pieces and rinse and repeat

This is probably only in survival situations

[–] anotherlemmyuser@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

knowing how cruel humans can be, need to add:

  • force feed to enemy or captured animal -> wait and see
[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dogs and kids are also suitable test objects.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

I feel like dogs and kids are best described as ultra voluntary test subjects, they will try their damndest to eat the thing and you can certainly try your best to stop it.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.fmhy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Oh, yeah definitely, haven’t thought of that before haha

[–] breakfastburrito@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They’d also dilute them in water and drink progressively less dilute solutions. Also, as other people mentioned, notice what other bugs and animals are eating.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.fmhy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Smart smart, it’s crazy how much you can figure out when you know what to look for

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone must have developed that technique though - most likely through trial and error.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what doesn't kill me makes me trip

[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 3 points 2 years ago

Or get a direct meeting with god !

Wait, why does it has tentacles ?

It's also more realistic to think that humans gained this knowledge from their ancestors. It's more likely humans learned these things from other humanoid species

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I remember correctly, iirc

[–] Skyhighatrist@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

YDIFRC (You do, in fact, remember/recall correctly.)

[–] RustedSwitch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If I remember correctly

[–] coffinspire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If I recall correctly

[–] kevin@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AlaskaMan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

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[–] nigh7y@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

Sometimes I think about things like this when it comes to cheese and fermented stuff. Like, who was the first guy to work out that you can get rotten food and either get high off it or get tasty stuff out of them?

[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At some point if you're starving enough it's eat this and maybe die or don't eat this and definitely die

[–] TheLobotomist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I like your pragmatism

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Think about how much shit you have to do to make cheese. Or bread.

How did people figure that shit out? At some point I have to think that people were just mixing everything together and seeing what happened. Sometimes they made tasty food. Sometimes they made something useful. Sometimes they made poisonous gas. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Methylman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why did my mind automatically imagine the guy trying to find how to make farts edible

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago
[–] argentcorvid@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

Can you imagine how hungry you would have to get to try to eat (or drink?) some fermenting porridge? Hmm what about this glob I slopped on the rock in the fire?

[–] Yaks@lemmy.fmhy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

There are old mushroom hunters and bold mushroom hunters. But no old, bold mushroom hunters.

[–] Heisl@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hear me out, what if the Bible prophecies and the whole concept happened because they tried something new and were just trippin out?

[–] AstroKevin@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Crazy enough, the Bible wasnt written all at once. The Bible was written over a span of approximately 1,300 years (depending on your historical, linguistic, and theological beliefs of course).

  • The Old Testament, also known as the Hebrew Bible, was written between approximately the 12th century BC and the 2nd century BC.
  • The New Testament was written in the first century AD, from approximately AD 50 to AD 100.

So probably a bit of the old testament could have been written while under the influence of mushrooms as that's when we were experimenting with wild mushrooms.

But what do I know, the picture says I died from mushrooms.

[–] KluEvo@wirebase.org 9 points 2 years ago

Lmao I literally did a double take with your name and the post

[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 2 points 2 years ago

Oh great, u r still alive! Mow the timeline is fuck up, thanks KEVIN

[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 11 points 2 years ago

that's pretty clearly how the book of revelations was written

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[–] BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

These people laid the ground work for me to trip balls

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Don't the poisonous ones specifically taste bitter

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 2 years ago

IDK. I never ate one. You wanna try it and report back?

[–] webghost0101@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

The supposed logic here is that the human genes that liked the taste of some toxic plants died out.

It can help in a survival pinch to weed out your options but I wouldn’t rely on it as a guaranteed truth.

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[–] Deerhorne@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

RIP Kevin. Never forget.

[–] YoungPrinceAmmon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Actually there's interesting theory how eating magic mushrooms speeded or even shaped development of consciousness in our ancestors.

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stoned Ape Theory, but it's most likely just speculation.

[–] MrSluagh@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

You mean it is speculation, and is most likely false

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 2 years ago

There'd a scene in the show Norsemen that is exactly this https://youtu.be/SVWix8DjM4M

[–] cokane_88@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Love me some home grown shrooms, undried is the best trip.... Great for a migraine too..

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