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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm adopting "The inexorable passage of time is a cruise missile" for any time someone asks how it's going.

[–] skillissuer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

i think that's the plot of Tenet (2020)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

That's my favorite part of the meme, too.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This comment is a cruise missile

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your comment has harmed my eyeballs and yet it still exists. Decidedly not a cruise missile.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

✅ has a target ✅ Arrived

[–] LyingCake@feddit.org 28 points 2 months ago

"What?! The Mother of my Fiancee is a Cruise Missile!" would be a great modern anime.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I like how this one immediately goes off the rails, there's no "maybe" anywhere.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Strap C4 to that squirrel and we're back in business.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Or the bee, although what is this, a cruise missile for ants?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But does the cruise missile know where it is?

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

Only by knowing where it isn't.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I choose the honeybee/doctrine neutral, because I have a colony of them.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's very solar punk of you - just sayin' ;)

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, I am a pistol packin' , deplorable hausfrau.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And your bees are pistil pickin', adorable ausfrau.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

PUNNY! Honor to your house.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago
[–] a_queer_one@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago