this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2024
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[–] immutable@lemm.ee 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So did this guy just blast his own legs with shit to own the libs?

Very on brand for the conservative brain trust

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

No, because this didn't happen. Someone just slapped a caption on this picture. I mean someone shit on the floor definitely. But it wasn't a crazy conservative trying to own libs.

Don't take everything you see on the Internet at face value or else you will have a bad time.

[–] immutable@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If I can’t take things I see on the internet at face value then I’ll also have to discount your completely unsupported assertion that “someone just slapped a caption on this picture”

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

OK well Starbucks has tile in all bathrooms, not VCT with brown cove base on FRP walls.

Plus, it's a bad 'shop.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 month ago

This is your right.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That poop looks kind of sus. I've always suspected (this is an old picture) that they didn't use real poop. It looks too powdery.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 month ago

I'd say fake poop is a more plausible explanation here than the caption being real.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean it could've been a crazy conservative trying to own the libs. Don't fall into the trap the AP did with JD Vance's couch.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man, if you're shitting like this on the reg, you ain't long for this world.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

sees username

My condolences.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

A technically correct shit post, the best kind of shit post.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Such perfectly fine consistency, just like