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submitted 1 year ago by Rooki@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here is the template:

Do your magic ;)

[–] Bingohas@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.

[–] oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.

River otters are cute though.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks

[–] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully someone doesn't tell you about penguins

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.

Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.

[–] medgremlin@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] medgremlin@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Yes, yes...most species have individuals that do horrible things to other animals/species, but I'm more willing to ignore the outliers of species that do not have the capacity for complex ethical philosophy. In this case, pointing out aberrant abominable behavior is more pedantry than discourse, in my opinion.

[–] s6original@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you haven't replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It is otterly funny

[–] StankFlipper@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least otters don't sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I'll take the otter over Drake any day!

[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

I always like to use anotter template.

[–] Speckle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Otters are brilliant! Not quite as good as rabbits but they're still pretty good, thanks for the new template!

[–] Schooner@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Okay but you didn't give us the template

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Done!

[–] Schooner@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks!

[–] simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We had the same idea ;)

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ok, i forgot! Let me make it ;)

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Question: if I don't have any other themes listed on my instance can I use a theme or does the instance owner have to apply it?

[–] Rooki@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤨

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

Oops, wrong post.

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