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[–] Bingohas@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.

[–] oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.

River otters are cute though.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks

[–] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hopefully someone doesn't tell you about penguins

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.

Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.

[–] medgremlin@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.

[–] odigo2020@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] medgremlin@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

Yes, yes...most species have individuals that do horrible things to other animals/species, but I'm more willing to ignore the outliers of species that do not have the capacity for complex ethical philosophy. In this case, pointing out aberrant abominable behavior is more pedantry than discourse, in my opinion.