this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2024
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[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

This is the breakroom toilet at Lumon

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

I'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.

Also add rgb lights.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Man can you imagine being the plumber that had to install this? What a fucking job that must've been.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

seems cozy to me

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Put a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

..or like that Jamiroquai music video!

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

And make the direction randomized for added excitement

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] bahbah23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

This would be great for people who are fall risks.

[–] chiphead@lemmy.nauk.io 2 points 3 months ago

Use this angle as a 2D canvas for a shape or a picture. You want to go sit there and see what it looks like from that angle.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Get a much smaller toilet, or move to a bigger house.

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[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

make a singing joe biden head come out of the toilet

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Smaller toilet, duh.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I don't think my fat ass would fit.if I sit down, you might need to call the fire department.

I'm not even a very big guy but I'm no twig.😁

[–] TOModera@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Make the rest of the house thinner.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
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