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[–] Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Dammit. I've been hailing Cabs with too obtuse an angle. Explains why I rarely get one and when I do it's usually some skinny guy with no hair.

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how are you meant to pet people your size

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't pet people. People are easily angered and can charge when startled. Pet dogs, cats and goats.

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We must normalize petting humans (consensually, of course)

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

sure, humans too

[–] Fractalfarmer@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On your knees like a good boy

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] OtakuAltair@vlemmy.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Seven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I am getting good at doodling. I got some fans c:

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

risky click was worth it

[–] CobaltLion@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Who's put there calling a taxi by just sticking their arm out perpendicular to their body? Have I been doing it wrong the whole time?

[–] pm_me_your_happiness@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The red zone looks a little suspicious 🤔

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's known as the Nazone.

[–] Ignacio@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That thin line between calling a taxi or calling an Austrian moustache guy.

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The red zone is also useful for checking if it's raining, and there's a simple mnemonic to remember how to do it:

"palm to the sky, everything's fly. Palm to the ground, you're in danger town"

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know, a really rigid 45-degree palm-up could look pretty sketchy, too.

[–] HoboTurducken@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Red zone is looking for Kyle.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Slap a thumbs-up on the end and it still mostly works in all situations, while avoiding accidental hate crimes.

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