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[–] OR3X@lemm.ee 43 points 3 months ago (14 children)

In my little slice of hell summer means it's low to mid 90's everyday with 60%+ humidity and it rains every fucking afternoon. You can't go outside for more than 5mins without sweating profusely. It's kinda ass.

[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I live in similar conditions with dew points over 65° constantly and have to work in an open air factory.

Summer can go to hell... It's already hot there so it will be fine.

"Rains every afternoon" Florida? I spent a year there and it was like clockwork lol

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 33 points 3 months ago

That's my mood no later than May 1st.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (5 children)

fall is, and forever will be, the best season.

[–] DxK@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Fall = time to shift into soup mode. So I agree, it's the best.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Pumpkin spice season

[–] netvor@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i would love to be in that camp, fall is great, it's just too depressing that winter is coming soon.

few more summers like this one and i'll start getting depressed on Spring, because of looming Summer.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it's just too depressing that winter is coming soon.

you gotta live in the moment brother. maybe practicing some stoicism would help alleviate thinking and worrying about the future. it helped for me! 🙂

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Nah this is a job for zen. Spring is beautiful because it is spring. Summer is summer, don’t live in desire for a different season but embrace it for what it is and only leave the house when the sun is down

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mid to late Fall. The start of Fall is just a tease. You know there will be at least one more week of summer weather sneaking back in.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, where we are you can't really start looking forward to the weather until at least mid-October

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

I live in a high-mountain desert. Everything is dead and brown in the fall, there's few pretty deciduous trees shedding leaves, and the cold spikes can bizarrely get colder than most of the upcoming winter will be, just without the snow so you can't even have some fun.

I much prefer spring. It's the one time of the year I see any green.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jokes on me, august is the hottest month here in Texas.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk where you are in Texas, but it's been pretty mild here in South-Central. Humid af though due to all the unusual rain, but it's been keeping the actual temp below 100 for most of it.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Dallas here. Rain in July is odd, not as odd as highs in the 80s. We're back to the 100s tomorrow. That seems more normal.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Why is everyone hating on summer? Im so happy now, when I think that in a couple of months days are gonna be 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp and cold I want to stop time.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago

Two days ago it was 100° and 100% humidity. Get the me the fuck outta here.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 months ago

summer's my least favorite because i hate heat, humidity, bugs, and tourists.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can always put on warmer clothes if the weather is cold. Summer on the other hand, I can only take off so much without scaring children and getting arrested.
As for shorter days, the night time is the right time.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If only +10kg of clothes could bring out the sun, stop endless winds, make icy roads safe for walking (let alone running), and make the person wearing extra clothes really comfortable.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I get a feeling most people here just stay at home a lot and the heat makes that more unbearable. That’s why I love summer, as soon as I can I just get the hell out of the house.

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[–] lili_thana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago (5 children)

In six months I'm gonna be so happy that the days are 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp, and cool. Summers last like 6 months here and August is the hottest month. Will be wonderful to go outside without the sun trying to murder me.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

Being hot makes me want to die.

That's basically it. 🤷‍♀️

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

I crave the rain and overcast days

The heat is miserable.

Spring is where it's at tho, for warm weather.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Because its really hot and humid here and summer either have frequent thunderstorms and flooding or droughts while winter storms tend to be much more mild. Winter is like 65-80F here during the day.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Seasonally affected gang. Cold bones gang.

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[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So the opposite. Super desperate for her not to leave me alone in the cold and dark.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

my typically cold province has been prone to 40°c thanks to climate change.

Summer can get fucked.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 3 months ago

but the sun. the sun... I can't wake up in darkness. im like the walking dead.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

I forgot other places have seasons. It's been summer for almost 3 months here

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I ran across so many people today who had Very Optimistic opinions of how effective the single swipe of deodorant they put on that morning was. After about half an hour into my day I pulled out my smelly muscle rub stuff and put a dab under my nose.

[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Summer is awesome here in Chicago. I'll take more of it thanks.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I didn't get a sunburn this year.

I do wonder how close to heat stroke I got at some points.

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