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[–] mrks@programming.dev 35 points 1 year ago

Coder: me. Tester: also me.

[–] simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The code

package main

import "fmt"

func main() {
  fmt.Println("Hello World")
}
[–] solidsnail@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

Its self documenting code, just like the rest of my spaghetti code.

[–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago

Superior look of superiority

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

Asked later that week to add a feature to the code, have to rewrite it all from scratch because it's spaghetti.

[–] lig@social.fossware.space 9 points 1 year ago

This is tester

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

This was me.. then it hit and broke prod.

[–] DiamondDemon@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Happened to me once.

It was a 5 line bash script tool added onto existing software.

Yeah, I'm a pretty big deal 'round here..

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe three times in my career (10 years so far)