Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Black belt implies they finished. Should be a green belt or something to be funnier.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

He has it. It's just still with his teacher, because he never managed to go there and bring it home.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Someone who consistently, steadfastly never finishes anything deserves this trophy he didn't ask for

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see two finished sentences there...

[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Finished the post too