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What things would you standardize globally if you were the Supreme Leader? All violations punishable by death. (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 months ago by Unbecredible@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

International Fixed calendar The year had 13 months plus one new holiday. Each month is 28 days.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No more religious things. Books, buildings, posters, gatherings, merchandise, websites, teachings...

You can talk to your imaginary friend in private, but no more spreading that shit to youth or folks in a vulnerable state of mind.

One generation and that garbage is either done and gone forever; or I just triggered judgement day and learn the hard way that I fucked up and the religious crowd gets their coveted ascension. Win win.

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

No more religious things.

So we'd have to dissolve Apple as a company. I'd be fine with that.

[–] Mio@feddit.nu 4 points 3 months ago

No wars. Just peace.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Wages Citizenship

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Misuse of apostrophes; or any use of the words 'mid' or 'literally'.

[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 4 points 3 months ago

Literally a bad idea

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Welcome to the electric chair, 'mate'. Oopsies

[–] Mio@feddit.nu 2 points 3 months ago

Get rid of all lock in or network affect. In investing it might be called moat. Looking to destroy like Facebook. Very hard to compete due to they have all the users. You can't just choose your chat app, you also be on the same network as your friends. Decouple those two. Another example is YouTube. They are the biggest video provider and thus will reach most users. Decouple those two again. I can continue with Microsoft apps, Netflix videos, Google search and ads etc.

Without possibilities for real competition, you dont get innovation.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Web pages must not have any javascript.
Browsers must not have a javascript engine
Web advertisement may only happen within a sidebar and must be either a static image under 70kb, or animated image under 400kb. The total of advertising must not surpass 2.5MB.
Any videos or music loaded from the web may not autoplay
At least half of any video advertisement of computer programs (includes games, android and ios apps, etc) MUST be of someone actually using the actual program/game/app
Wealth tax. Fuck you, tax havens, and your clients.

[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.run 2 points 3 months ago

... What happens if I want to abolish the death penalty?

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