this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ekZepp@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the Lemmy backend does track Karma. As an instance admin I can pull it up from the database and rest assured I AM judging you.

[–] Skyrkazm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly propaganda. We will never have Karma here. Only beans.

[–] astraeus@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

I propose we call Karma “Beans”

[–] Smoogy@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rearward/punishment systems are corrupt. Good on lemmy for not playing into that bullshit

[–] explodicle@local106.com 7 points 1 year ago

The worst was when the cryptocurrency subreddit started literally paying everyone for their karma. Over the course of a couple years, the useful criticism of bad ideas dried up, and so the people promoting bad ideas for profit took over.

Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'

— Isaac Asimov

[–] Thunder_Caulk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I left kbin because they have reputation (karma) and peop3were already overly concerned about their rep score there. Bare 3 weeks and they're rep whoring over there.

[–] astraeus@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some clients will count things up for you, it’s a way to keep people interested. Ultimately I agree that karma systems encourage people to take things to an extreme and defeat the purpose of interacting in a community. It’s like gambling.

[–] Magikjak@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It’d be better not to have that option, to avoid going the way of Reddit with karma farming bots reposting everything so they can sell their high karma accounts.

[–] kaiomai@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel, so let's eat beans with every meal!

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That's my regional variation.

[–] redteabag@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

should make the arrows into beans for a couple days

[–] Diglett983 6 points 1 year ago

Upbeans and downbeans

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Permanently.

[–] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Black beans are the superior bean.

Fight me fediverse

[–] BeanEater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Red beans and rice would like a word

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

All beans are good beans in the eyes of God.

I'm not religious I just thought that would be fun to say :)

[–] robbiedisco@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

Aggghhh I’m so glad I joined lemmyshitposts

[–] Casmael@geddit.social 6 points 1 year ago

I’ll take beans thank u very much

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Itd be cool if we can use the updoots we get as points toward stickers or some shit that we can give to ppl. Thats all ppl wanted for the 15+ years being on reddit.

[–] max_adam@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I'm worried that it would create a reason for bots to spam the communities and farm for points.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I'm sold: Beans are fucking great!

[–] kaiomai@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What accent do you fart with?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It varies based on diet. I just ate a turkey sandwich so, American I guess?

[–] sorenant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm confused, isn't "karma" the upvote/downvote system? Because I'm still seeing it.

[–] Reed@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think they mean account-scale points. As in the 30 points you get from this post and 20 from a different post total to 50 karma. Pretty core feature on Reddit and doesn't exist on Lemmy.

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's hoping fake internet points dies with Reddit.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, as an ex redditor, we don't need that crap

[–] sorenant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ah, that. Got it. Did people really check rando's karma? I don't think I ever looked up somebody's karma, I don't even really care about mine... Individual upvotes can give a nice dopamine rush from that sweet validation, though.

[–] metarmask@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Karma is tied to the person and is the sum of the score for all posts, or all comments. But it is actually counted by the server, just not displayed in the default UI. You can go /api/v3/user?username=ekZepp@lemmy.world and search for post_score or comment_score.

[–] Discola@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

"And not a ~~dime~~ bean less"

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite one so far.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite one so far.

[–] Drift@mander.xyz 0 points 1 year ago

We have karma here

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