this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!

[–] martinbasic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

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[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Lol as if this post is top of all time

[–] SgtThunderC_nt@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Cool beans.

Mhh... Beans.

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Big if true

[–] GustavoM@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

[–] Darkwatch00@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You damn right we will.

[–] erik111189@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Dangy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I live for beans

[–] LucidDaemon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

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[–] nnz@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

We have not bean amused.

[–] american_defector@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

[–] vroomvroomvroom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

this is the quality content I signed up for

[–] GonzoVeritas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.

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[–] aregularbeaneater@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I would eat those

[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Bluefrog1313@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

[–] static@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

[–] PoppinKREAM@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago
[–] D_Fire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

this speaks to me on an emotional level

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 year ago

What do we call r4r posts here? L4L?

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hell of a can though.

[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] TheMusicalFruit@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Glad to see this is the top post of all time.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

[–] dabnpits@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] dirtbiker509@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

ALIEN BEANS!

[–] micanite@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

[–] brutalbeard@geddit.social 3 points 1 year ago

And everybody laughed

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

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