this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] Apollo_Refugee@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

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[–] DBT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

[–] Col3814444@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

[–] rontosaurus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bean nice meeting yall

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Andy Warhol would freak out

[–] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"I am gracing this post with my gift of an upvote."

[–] Fez@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

[–] macaronidildo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Bean there, done that.

God dammit, you is right!

[–] flameguy21@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

Boil 'em up, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew

[–] LilBagOfBunnies@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

[–] EyesInTheBoat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.

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[–] becomingstrangely@vlemmy.net 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds great, I'm in on this, toast forthcoming

[–] SgtThunderC_nt@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Cool beans.

[–] Strangian@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

The color of that can is trademarked

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

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[–] teuast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My top three flavors of beans:

  • Baked
  • Refried
  • Fucking
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[–] SimplyChad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] Kerplookniac@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

[–] fabio1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

spoilerBEEEANNNNS

[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] carlos_arch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What have you done!?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Downvoted for the principle

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

[–] spaceribs@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫

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[–] whitehatbofh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] TrickyCamel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Okay Mr Bean

[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Big if true

[–] martinbasic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch

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