Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!
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These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.
Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.
Bean nice meeting yall
Andy Warhol would freak out
"I am gracing this post with my gift of an upvote."
390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎
HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!
Bean there, done that.
God dammit, you is right!
I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!
Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!
Boil 'em up, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew
Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.
Sounds great, I'm in on this, toast forthcoming
Cool beans.
The color of that can is trademarked
Beeeeeeenz
Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!
Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!
you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.
spoiler
BEEEANNNNS
Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.
Rather just have one big bean
What have you done!?
Downvoted for the principle
Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!
All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord
Okay Mr Bean
Big if true
Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch