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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hamster or not, my cat will gladly eat it.

[–] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

My useless cat would just watch it wherever it goes 😩 great for pets, horrible mouser. She's still my favorite kitty though

[–] GenerationNull@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

10/10. It's wireless

[–] Dioxy@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The one on the right (10/10): pros

  • wireless
  • does not require battery
  • waterproof
  • ergonomic fur
  • self-replicating with the right settings
  • unhackable

cons

  • may run away from loud noises (use headphones)

The one on the left (4/10) pros

  • if you lose it, you can buy a new one

cons

  • not waterproof
  • make clicky noises
  • cable
  • not ergonomic
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

make clicky noises

that is a pro my good sir

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Mice (or hamsters) in unexpected places are (nearly) always a blessing

[–] WontonDestruction@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

1/5 flesh is weak. Only trust in steel.

[–] imrichyouknow@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] murphys_lawyer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

thats a fucking unit of a hamster

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 1 year ago
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

smh not even a [HALO2CLOUD SCANNER MOUSE MODEL NUMBER HALO-118 BLUE]

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Mouse? where?

[–] thebuttonmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Is no mouse! Is filigree Siberian hamster!

[–] SteveXVII@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago
[–] SGG@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

4/5 as is.

5/5 with rice.

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