"In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Christian Empire! For a safe and secure society!"

-Trump after democracy ends with thunderous applause.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Some old Pastafarian: "Uuuuse the forks!"

White House erupts into a giant mushroom cloud. Like, literal mushrooms, and trace amounts of marinara and noodles.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Linguine con Funghi

[–] gimsy@feddit.it 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Funghi

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You’re a fun guy

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago

Tx!

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 58 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

He's a bully with an innate bullshitting capacity you can't really learn that also requires the inability to feel shame, but please don't give him the credit of being some machiavellian mastermind.

That was McConnell, before the marbles fell out.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

marbles fell out

Before the audibly shit himself on live tv

Oh wait trump did that too

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

By 2025 it will be cool to shit yourself. Everyone gonna be doing it.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

If shitting yourself is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

[–] Burstar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

and lil' ol me ahead of my time as usual.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 12 points 4 months ago

Mastermind? That’s an imbecile plot that only a Republican could conceive. Bolsonaro did it in Brazil too. Pretty sure it’s the same branch of Kremlin handling both.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is maybe why democracy in its current state is flawed.

When pandering to the masses will allow you to get them to vote against their best interests. Perhaps people need to pass some sort of simple test before being able to vote and maybe rules in place against convicted felons running for office of any kind...

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 months ago

We already have the 14th amendment, but Republicans don't seem to like The Constitution.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure this is the exact reason plato (iirc) described democracy as the second worst possible system of government, next to autocracy. Giving everyone a say in politics is fair, but conveniently ignores that most people are simply too dumb, ignorant, lazy and uninterested in political matters to be able to exercise that power responsibly.

[–] mibo80@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

They just rewrote the script for the new Steven segal movie being shot in Moscow.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assassination_attempts_on_Adolf_Hitler

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Good. Good. Let the hatred flow.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

No, he always looked like a wrinkly nutsack.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

“There are wounds all over my body”