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[–] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Amanda? Come on, dude. I mean, that's probably not even her real name."

It all comes down to how hard you're willing to try, doesn't it?

[–] zazaserty@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

That piano be looking tasty tho

[–] OddFed@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Is this some omni meme I'm too vegan to understand?

[–] Amanduh@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The bottom right cat looks like it came from a furry hentai game on steam

[–] alertsleeper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The pianos are right there my guy

[–] Silverseren@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I'm reminded of the Food Theory video where they tried to eat a Christmas tree. It's fully doable. But not recommended.

[–] Kodachrome@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Ugh even the best piano is way too stringy for my tastes. That thing in the middle row looks like an organ. It should be easy enough to find someone to eat your organ.

[–] WanderingPoltergeist@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By western standards, you'd certainly not eat some of those things unless a survival situation has been forced on you...You've gotten a chuckle out of me anyway, as it is funny.

[–] awsamation@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

But you still can eat them. Behind the societal norms they're just as much good meat as the hamburgers.

[–] Hyggyldy@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

This one's pretty easy, jusy click them all.

[–] ioabmfuscated@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

There's also one like "select all pictures with animals". I was like uhm technically...

[–] Curious_Canid@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm just glad they said "can" and not "would".

I'm also vegan, which would add another layer of complication. I can't eat the piano if those are real ivory keys. ;-)

[–] myriad@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

As an asian, each of them are edible.

[–] Ragincloo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

According to some there are two vegan options there

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

selects all :)

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