this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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[–] AgentSmith@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have absolutely no clue what this is, but it's fantastic.

[–] Spuddaccino@reddthat.com 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The capsules dissolve in water and have little animal-shaped sponges inside. They're cute little gimmicks to make your 6-year-old's head explode.

That, and have your parent accuse you of popping pills, it would seem. Don't eat these, by the way.

[–] HorseWife@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah I remember these, they were full of wonderment as a kid

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I just pooped a spongy armadillo!"

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

A porcupine would be bad.

Don’t eat these

πŸ€”...

[–] AberrantJ@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They are little sponges shaped like animals in capsules that dissolve in water.

They were popular in the 90s with children.

[–] Dewa@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Swallowing one of these would be a bad time

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemmy swallowed one of these

[–] Dewa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Neon@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This is why I insert them anally. If it gets stuck, just wait it'll come out next time you have to poop.

[–] Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Imagine taking one of those by accident ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That looks more like a hippopotamus to me.

[–] phileashog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I took a couple uppers~" 🎷🎡

[–] PoppinKREAM@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

[–] MoltenBoron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I been to mushroom mountain

Once or twice, but who's countin'?

But nothin' compares

To these blue and yellow purple pills

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's just a rhino.

[–] sab@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder what swallowing one of these would be like.

[–] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Clearly a decoy for the real shit hidden elsewhere in the room