Human babies ain't done cooking yet. That's why they're totally dependent when they're born.
this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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Well to be fair it's because if the kid's brain box is allowed to get any bigger then the baby will need to exit chestburster style.
“Oh no…. not again…”
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the fact that modern technology actually made that possible is insane
Humans don't want to be born
But think of all the great things that await you; disappointments, anxiety, fear.. and you get to toil and sweat to help others get rich. It's fabulous.
Thank god for that. Imagine the horror of human babies just clawing their way out when they were ready.
It would make a lot more sense if humans could just lay some sort of egg sac which we could keep in the garage for 9 months until it hatches. I honestly don't know why biologists and geneticists haven't dealt with this by now
Hideo Kojima did it
Want to hear something interesting? We actually developed this technology in the 80’s but it was outlawed due corporations lobbying the government because the hospitals were afraid of losing childbirth money, it was then vilified and called unnatural.
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Maybe because no one would green light testing of it
We are fine with torturing monkeys but the human babies whole facility would be burnt down and ceo crucified
Thanks for the mental images
Struggles of being the smartest spicies on the planet.
As far as we know.
Don't fish blast the eggs out of their arse, as if they've had 3 Vindaloos?
It's sharks. They fight to death and eat each other to survive.
I thought they only laid these hard eggs but apparently shark reproduction is pretty diverse ("Sandtigers" are the ones referred to in the comic).
What are the ones in the bottom left? I first assumed they were meant to be baby sharks but they have egg cases right?
I always saw great whites womb as the thunder dome but it's more a battle royal where the winner eats the rest.