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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why report, what a crying murderer thinks?

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Fordi det er grammatisk korrekt på mit sprog.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

he has such a punchable face, my right hand starts itching every time i see a picture of him

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] fukurthumz420@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

that little bitch would be dead before he could get his hand on the trigger.

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's what the guy he killed thought.

[–] fukurthumz420@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

ok. live your life in fear of conservative dweebs then.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

STOP. GIVING. HIM. ATTENTION.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea who the fuck he is

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A murderer that got away with it

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

Not Daniel Perry, though. The other one.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

Billionaire media money machine goes brrrrrr

[–] ZeroCool@vger.social 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'll just drop this here:

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Former Handler Reveals That He’s a Middle School Dropout Who Is ‘Angry With the World’

This dude isn't just your run of the mill conservative idiot, he's exceptionally stupid.

[–] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago

So what I read is that TPUSA enables useful idiots.

Stop giving attention whores what they want, for fuck's sake. It's like getting mad at Facebook comments which I thought we'd all learned was useless a decade ago.

[–] JerkyChew@lemmy.one -1 points 5 months ago

I believe he scored so low on the USMC entrance exam that he's never allowed to pay again. Apparently it's not easy to score so low

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

this guy is such a pussy it's unbelievable

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

He's echoing sentiments white nationalists have espoused for centuries.

Pretty sure Christopher Columbus is on record telling a native to "Love it or Leave it"