this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

The Flat Bird Society appreciates your efforts to spread the truth.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
  • Vehicle - equipment that carries people, animals, and/or cargo;
  • Unmanned - not controlled by a single person or crew;
  • Aerial - idk this bitch is floating.

Conclusion: Earth fits the definition of an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle aka a drone. Thanks Obama.

[–] TetraVega@lemmings.world 10 points 4 months ago

Ever hear of flat Bigfoot theory? The reason there aren't any good pictures is he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 4 months ago

I knew it all along!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

… and “wet” is just water.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

The world is a vampire.