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this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2024
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- Vehicle - equipment that carries people, animals, and/or cargo;
- Unmanned - not controlled by a single person or crew;
- Aerial - idk this bitch is floating.
Conclusion: Earth fits the definition of an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle aka a drone. Thanks Obama.
Ever hear of flat Bigfoot theory? The reason there aren't any good pictures is he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see.
I knew it all along!
… and “wet” is just water.
The world is a vampire.