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[The top caption reads: " Me trying to sleep in: The birds outside my window:" Below the text are three different images of Terry Crews playing the flute.]

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I actually like it when there's variety to be heard.

Not so much when it's just one asshole that won't shut up.

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

SEX! LET'S FUCK! SEX OVER HERE! COME HAVE SEX WITH ME!

There you go, I translated their calls into English.

[–] jlow@beehaw.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Easy fix: stop noise-polluting (by driving cars etc) during the day so they can sing in peace!

Edit: Dang, read "sleep" instead of "sleep in".

[–] sqgl@beehaw.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

They sing in a higher pitch (more annoying to humans?) to compensate for urban noise.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's me right now, it's just going on 6am and the damn birds won't shut up

[–] along_the_road@beehaw.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

The birds outside my window: