this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
350 points (97.0% liked)

Memes

45581 readers
1940 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
all 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] daniyeg@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 months ago

for a second i thought they wanted you to change your pronouns to JP/Morgan lol

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your two toos are the wrong tos

[–] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a wrong to too, though there are certainly two to[o]s to be totally certain; to be honest too many tos and toos, anything more than two is too much totally

[–] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I hope that wasn't too untowards to you, too

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

My pronouns are a corporation.

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

Et tue, Brute?

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Is that a condom or a frisbee?

[–] dumbcrumb@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I think its a metal pin

[–] Stizzah@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 5 months ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They are so gay that you don't need to look at their financial conduct

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

What a corporation wants to do with its finances in the privacy of its own bedroom is irrelevant!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)