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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

Found this stupid LinkedIn post. It has a lot of meme template potential. Thought I would share it with the fediverse

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[–] Maeve@kbin.social 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's not so stupid if you've ever been on an industrial construction site. People have died with rebar through skulls, stomachs, viral organs.

The last panel is probably meme material, NGL.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh it's most certainly a serious hazard, but the high def cross sections are a bit much. They could have chosen a bunch of ways to get the point across, but no, traumatic anal impalement (band name?) it is for LinkedIn!

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 13 points 4 months ago

Your reply made me laugh. My imagination needs work!

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

It being "funny bc ass" makes it stick out more in your mind, increasing the likelihood you'll remember it. Funny yet gruesome accidents are drilled into your mind more completely. You might not remember a story about a person getting their arm stuck and spine snapped, but you are more likely to remember the story about a dude getting sucked into a spinning machine and turned into a coiled rope, thrashing around until the machine stopped.

Gore can be absurd and our bodies can be warped in unexpected ways, so stay safe and follow the rules. Most are written in blood.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It's from LinkedIn, yet it lacks the "it'll make you stronger if you survive it" parts...

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

And here I was thinking his foot was impaled.

[–] jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Okay this looks painful enough, could you please tag this as NSFW?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] jojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I feel pain in my heart just thinking about this

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago

Chances are it's rebar

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Looks rough.

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Rebar up the b-bar

Damn that dude got shafted