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[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

May their servers be strong, and their storage consistent!

[–] xtremeownage@lemmyonline.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got lots and lots and lots of ram and CPU ready for the occasion.

Although- physical hardware hasn't been the issue with many of the performance issues with lemmy.

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You, my friend, may your CPU's never stall and your RAM never exhaust. May the gods of IT bless your hardware for the beloved stability for centuries

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

They should make a sacrifice to the server gods

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.fmhy.ml 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] dot20@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

[–] kamenoko@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

“You’re about to enter the shit tornado to Oz.” -- Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Boys

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Memmy dev has pushed almost 70 major TestFlight builds in two weeks. Dude is a machine.

[–] mercan@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Conman_signor@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

Oh geez, the 30th is coming quick isn't it

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.one 24 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong lol though tbf 0.18.0 made Lemmy quite a bit more usable for me.

[–] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And I applaud them for it. Lemmy needs merch.

Also, friendly reminder that https://join-lemmy.org/donate exists.

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[–] s4if@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I feel for them. Keep strong...

[–] otterpop@lemmy.fmhy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's been a lot of activity there recently, lots of new contributors!

[–] mrB@lemmy.mb-server.com 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just made my first contribution to liftoff and now I got the hang of it. I want to do a lot more.

[–] KD_14@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Ya hopefully it starts picking up even more. I also just started up.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don't know which app to settle on since they are being updated so frequently. Thunder and Jerboa are my top contenders at the moment.

[–] Brahm1nmam@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Coming from Infinity for Reddit, I've been really enjoying Jerboa

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[–] twhite@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

+1 for Jerboa if you're coming from Sync. Very similar style, and it just works 😃

[–] LiarBesidalAll@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jerboa has been fantastic as a former baconreader user (well, still am til the first). Can't recommend enough

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[–] RomanRoy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's great to see. They are expecting a huge influx of users and are working towards having things prepared.

I anticipate a lot of client apps will be ready by then as well, in order to promote themselves and Lemmy/kbin.

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[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is there any infinity(reddit client) developers contributing to lemmy.consider asking them

[–] Navigate@partizle.com 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't know, but isn't infinity planning to go subscription once the changes take effect? This would make think they'll keep their efforts there

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[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine looks a bit different. Solid green for 2-3 weeks and radio silence after

[–] MichaelobRegular@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Impressive. Now let's see the mobile devs git contributions

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Connect is doing great, just got an update 3 hrs ago for and fixed some things I just noticed a moment agk

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have 4 mobile iOS apps on TestFlight. They seem to get big updates daily. I know lemon will be coming soon. So that will be 5. Things are moving fast.

[–] JshKlsn@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have 8 Android apps downloaded. I get multiple updates per day. I'm subscribed to GitHub release notification and my email is blowing up nonstop.

Everyone is working hard, which is great. Just a few weeks ago when I joined Lemmy the Jerboa app was pretty shit. I'd give it a 2/10. Now it's a solid 6/10. Just needs more features and to stop timing out every 60 seconds.

[–] smort@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you recommend one? I’m on MemmyApp currently, and the basic functionality mostly works, but I wouldn’t mind trying other options.

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[–] dogzor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shoutout to Memmy. The updates are coming at a furious pace.

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[–] AnonLordo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Funny post, especially since all apps are being discussed except wefwef by OP :))

[–] Thedogspaw@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wefwef is great its the best app for lemmy

[–] Dalinar@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 year ago

I'm using it now. I admittedly haven't been on ios and using Apollo for close to 2 years now but this feels largely how I remember it.

[–] aeharding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I hope they will add e2e encrypted DMs

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah. Just embedding Matrix somehow would be the way to do this.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not really Lemmy's purpose. I disliked when Reddit added it, and it would be an unnecessary addition here as well.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get that it's unnecessary, but why did you dislike it?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't want a bunch of fucking randos trying to chat me up. If I wanted live chat I wouldn't be Reddit (or Lemmy) in the first place.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

It probably wouldn't have been annoying if you could just disable it. Getting that little notification with a number (that you compulsively want to clear down to zero) was always a pain.

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

heyyy babby want 2 have the sex? send cc

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think that's possible to do using activity pub, but if you have a matrix account you can add it in your settings. When viewing the profile of someone who has a matrix account set on the web ui, there will be a button that says "send encrypted message". You should see it if you look at my profile page, for example.

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[–] mikegioia@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I can't believe the progress they're all making

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