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[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm probably just bad at agile but I usually prefer if QA sends a quick message about a bug first to make sure it's actually a bug and they're not just misunderstanding a story.

[–] toofarapart@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

That seems perfectly reasonable.

What comes to mind when I see this meme is more along the lines of CS DMing devs directly with customer issues and expecting us to magically come up with a solution to something with minimal information given.

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love those because they close so quickly. Everyone gets X bugs per sprint, and I closed one in 30 minutes. One less thing to do this sprint.

[–] sedawk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or it's because every time they make a ticket it's so messy it can't be understood.

Of course the grizzly way to respond back is to reassign it back to the QA and demand clarity and reproduction of the issue.

[–] abraxas@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That ain't very grizzly. We have a "need more info" column in our support trello and nobody has a problem with it.

[–] petriborg@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

You'd be surprised at how many folks take it personally...

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jira plugin FTW.

Right click their message - create a ticket from this message.

[–] sedawk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then assign it back to them requesting they specify all the details so it can be groomed in the next scrum (hahah)

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And then you close the ticket and mark it as wont do because they dont know what they want and the details dont help

[–] salarua@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

for OSS projects, it's "ping the dev on Discord"

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently came across an early access game with no bug tracker where the expected way to report bugs was to leave a message in a discord channel. 🤦‍♂️

[–] away2thestars@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whats a better way? Maybe some in game messaging system?

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Literally any actual bug tracker.

[–] Uniquitous@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

I thought this was supposed to be funny, not a headache-inducing reminder of real life.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And usually it's your boss doing that so it's not like you can just ignore it till they file a ticket.

[–] abraxas@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

As a boss, if it's not important enough for me to take the time to make a ticket, I'm not gonna get that mad at the pushback. But then, I'm in a small company so if it is important my response might be "I have another 7 hours of meetings ahead of me, could you pivot to getting replication and add a ticket, and then assign it to yourself?"

[–] EeeDawg101@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

For me instead of slack it’s the emails.

[–] Koffiato@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly that just shows bug report templates/rules are too hard for most users.

[–] beepaboopa@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Folks want to offboard their issue somewhere with minimal effort. It's much easier to do that in free text in an app you're already in than to submit a form where you have to categorize your issue on a website you'd have to pull it.

You're right to say it's friction making people step outside the preferred path.

People are lazy.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

How about no

[–] const_void@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget bug reports that come in via email and Teams calls!

I'm sure most've you have noticed whatever the weird bug is that causes Lemmy to claim some obscure post with no comments has hundreds of likes, but I have no problem whatsoever believing this one has 409 likes.

Steps to reproduce: Click the thing

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