this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 39 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

Well it's a wonder man can eat at all, when hats are big that should be small.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

This is just between me and you, smashed hat.

[–] simple@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

Me when I'm actually a tiny person piloting a robot mech

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I once had somebody give me a rotisserie chicken at work after I helped them load up with a shower door.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sure, except that my closest Costco is a 100 mile drive

[–] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

Chicken is worth the trip.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yikes. If it did come from Costco, that rotisserie chicken may have been at room temperature for awhile.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

I think the implication might be that the chicken came from somewhere else, more expensive than $5. Though they are only $6-7 at my local grocery stores. More for “family sized” one.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

You're not supposed to tell us about that. Zendaya says to keep it under your hat

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 6 months ago

Timothee Chalamet is under the hat to save them the price of a ticket.

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 9 points 6 months ago

"Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time."

-- Steven Wright

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Doug Dimmadome is pretty sus. Or the Saturday Morning toon hunk-of-chunk-of-cheese guy.

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

🎶 When your 10-gallon hat is feelin' 5 gallons flat...

I hanker for a hunk-o-cheese! 🎶

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Old West Boogiepop

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Something smells so good! Anyway, enjoy the movie, miss.