Mock me once? Eternal damnation. Look up your astrology forecast for fun? Also eternal damnation. Watch the football instead of go to church on Sunday? Believe it or not, eternal damnation.

[–] Deathstalkr1@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love how 3 of these are just women

[–] hare_ware@pawb.social 13 points 1 year ago

Rebellious, baby killing, lewd men go to heaven.

[–] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 5 points 1 year ago

Lewd, rebellious and baby-killing men are all right to enter the kingdom of heaven, I suppose.

[–] hawkwind@lemmy.management 12 points 1 year ago

Pretty rookie list tbh, doesn’t even include people with long hair, chiropractors or unemployed.

[–] loops@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Is Hell a club? What's the cover fee? Sounds fucking awesome.

[–] Antik@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only people on that list I don't like are astrologers.

Astrology is a r3tard.

[–] dan@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's nice to make the list.

[–] Mamertine@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

It's an honor just to be nominated.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

5 out of 11. Is that enough for a bingo?

[–] demonen@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

It sort of takes the sting out of the threat when I find the subject of the threat to be laughably unlikely anyway.

Threatening me with sending my soul to hell is like threatening me that an djinn will steal my XboX: I don't believe in djinn, and I don't own an XboX, so it's a moot point anyway.

[–] RocksAreCool@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

What about the baby killing men? Are they cool?

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This is progressive for not adding Muslims. At least they can get to Heaven.

[–] doofer_name@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

„Uhh. I think I have a bingo folks!“

„This is not how bingo works Meave…“

„BINGO!“

„Ugh“ -.-

[–] hare_ware@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Took me a hot minute to realize that sports nuts is not a kind of food, they aren't sending snacks to hell.

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What does it mean? Someone who's really into sports??

[–] hare_ware@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Yes

[–] EpeeGnome@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

It's an idiom in English (in American English at least, I can't speak for the other dialects). "Nut" can be slang for a crazy person, e.g. "That guy's a real nut." Other variations are "nutters" or "nut case". A " nut" is someone who is "crazy" about that topic.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Doubt heaven has any snacks either.

[–] Neil@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I'm at least 9 of these.

[–] fiasco@possumpat.io 5 points 1 year ago

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, 'cause sinners are much more fun.

[–] animist@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck yeah sign me up

[–] InternetUser2012@rammy.site 4 points 1 year ago

Yup, I'll see ya all there where the cool people are. Honestly their "heaven" sounds more like a hell to me.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

What did roasted peanuts ever do?

[–] Notbhavn@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

But I’m atheist and therefore he’ll doesn’t exist.

[–] MeowyNin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was so convinced it was a cool and edgy anti christian poster til the end. Just gotta crop the last one and say come on in instead!

[–] alex@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago

I'm a solid 7, pretty happy

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Hell sounds like a blast plus Lemmy is there too.

[–] pollocks@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Do Formans still count? If so, I'm like 5 of these

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