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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 79 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Sacrificing me isn't sleeping though, which is what you said you wanted? I'm sensing some dishonesty, which is a red flag for me.

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You sure? IDK man, you know, you could be sleeping while she slits your throat.

She seems honest IMO.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Nah you just picky mate,

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

DW all flags will be red after she bathes the world in your blood.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Red flag, but not a deal breaker.

[–] dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 68 points 2 months ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

These "quirky" bios are a dime a dozen on swipe dating platforms.

Don't bother with them, they're not taking things seriously, and aren't actually interested in you, just there to stroke their ego.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

they’re not taking things seriously

No shit?

just there to stroke your ego.

… this is such an odd leap of reasoning that I have a feeling you have personal story somewhere in there

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ahh right that definitely makes more sense, although I'm not sure I agree

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I learnt this through experience, take my word for it. They're not worth your time.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 2 months ago

1/10, would not be a human sacrifice again?

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Weeelll, you have personal experience from what I'm assuming is at most a couple of different "cases", plus it's not like we know whether your interpretation of what was going on reflects what happened. Not that I'm saying you're lying or necessarily even incorrect, mind you, just that taking random people at their word is often inadvisable.

Not that it makes much of a difference to me personally anyhow, it's not like I have any intention of using Tinder. Never had any good experiences with it when I did try it a few years ago

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, like how is that strokingmy ego 🤔...

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My sacrifice to the dark one unfulfilled, 1/10, good sex though.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 2 months ago

The bios says no sex.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"...sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord"?? If my life is worthless, then it's not really a sacrifice, is it? Please do better, "Danielle, 19".

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wanna find out? Only 6km away 😊.

[–] JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago

Fix what? There's nothing to fix.

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

The no sex part is a bit disappointing, I'd expect more for my blood sacrifice.

[–] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

refreshes

5 Kilometers away

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

And decreasing…

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

TIME TO SELL THE HOUSE!

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 2 points 2 months ago
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Fine… Just make sure it doesn’t hurt too much.

[–] Mastengwe@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Sooooooo dArK!

[–] Fal@yiffit.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Those fake eyebrows, for starters.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Amd as you take your last bloody breayhs, she pulls out the strapon.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I was hoping for stroking maybe...

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where is there humor here?

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The humour is in the sweet releasing embrace of death

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooh, she might cut herself with that edge.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I thought the point was to cut her date with it.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And only 6 kms away!

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Fairly soon... she's only 6km away.