There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a Pinky Pie's Party Punch binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff soon enough.
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Some of y'all never drank Everclear and it shows.
Not quite strong enough to be Everclear. 95% packs a helluva punch.
Depends on where you live, where I am Everclear is "only" 75.5% ABV
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm not a big drinker but I have taken shots of 95% ever clear, it's not really any worse than vodka. I think people overreact.
at over 2x strength I find that hard to believe
What an adorable bottle of death
80% alcohol? That's like 160 proof! You would probably be better off using it to clean automotive parts or to set something on fire lol
Pinky pie's pink punch is great to party with friends and if you add polystyrene, it makes a hell of a Molotov cocktail to overthrow the government
The Anatchist's Cookbook strikes again.
Pinkie, you're drinking rubbing alchohol.
Torpedo juice is American slang for an alcoholic beverage, first mixed in World War II, made from pineapple juice and the 180-proof grain alcohol fuel used in United States Navy torpedo motors.
— Wikipedia
The article notes that despite poisonous additives to deter sailors from bleeding the torpedos to get smashed, the enlisted would take the risk and then work out ways to filter out the additives.
Pinkie Pie is just a recent incarnation of an old god.
The filtering method was to run it through the bread ration longways
I was so hoping this was a real thing. 😩 Then I saw the Hasbro label and knew they would never endorse this.