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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Imagine how demoralizing it would be to have your military crushed by an army wearing bright pink and rainbow colors.

Camo? Nah, we aint hidin from your bitch ass. We gonna fuck yo shit up in style.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

As you lay dying on the battlefield some fabulous bastard floats over to harshly but accurately critique your uniform.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can we make tracer rounds shoot rainbows?

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Uh, imagine Skittles in 14mm or 25mm! 🌈

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Would need a passcode, same with Big Head Mode.

[–] noobnarski@feddit.de 8 points 6 months ago

This isn't realistic, the russian turret hasn't flown at least 200 meters after the tank exploded.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Is that an Abrahms tank with a snub barrel? Is that an an actual thing, or is this a dick joke?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Genitals vaporized by moderator

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 6 months ago

Best Taco Bell ad ever.