this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the "Florida" of the universe

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This right here, am alien can confirm

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I wonder if the aliens don't come here because we're just like a bunch of weird hillbillies in the woods with shotguns.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[–] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

bro, you can't call them aliens anymore

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Non-earthicans

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Then they look at Australia and are like what is going on with this planet?

Let's make a hyperlane highway through this part of space.

[–] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

[–] kholby@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ever think about being a plant? You could live in a pot.

[–] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Oh no, not again