I've always just assumed our particular corner of space is considered the "Florida" of the universe
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- Posts must be original/unique
- Be good to others - no bigotry - including racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, or xenophobia
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct
This right here, am alien can confirm
I wonder if the aliens don't come here because we're just like a bunch of weird hillbillies in the woods with shotguns.
Yes
bro, you can't call them aliens anymore
Non-earthicans
Then they look at Australia and are like what is going on with this planet?
Let's make a hyperlane highway through this part of space.
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?
Ever think about being a plant? You could live in a pot.
Oh no, not again